Existential Crisis (Purple Option)

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An everyday staple, the regular t-shirt is the workhorse of your wardrobe. An easy-wearing unisex fit makes the regular tee perfect for every body, and with combed ring spun cotton they have mid-weight fabric & an extra-comfortable feel. More Product Information & Size Chart

About the Design

Dumpster fires, barbed wire, and sex workers - oh my!

This design is encased in a lovely barbed wire design because nothing says
"home sweet home" quite like feeling trapped in a prison. And what's that in
the middle? Oh, just a lovely dumpster fire representing the unaffordable
housing market. You know, the one where landlords kick people out of their
homes so they can buy yet another house? Ah, capitalism at its finest.

But wait, there's more! Check out the apartment for rent, complete with
school books burning inside. Because why bother educating ourselves
when we're all just one paycheck away from being homeless, am I right?

And let's not forget the possums and raccoons. They're just trying to survive
in this dumpster fire of a society. Some are begging for crumbs because
who needs solidarity when you can stab your neighbor in the back? One of
them is a stripper because why not? And the possum? She's got her family
on her back, protecting her medication. Because even animals know that
healthcare in this country is a joke.

So there you have it, folks. A community design inspired by one of our
followers Ayla Hummingbird. It's a real knee-slapper, isn't it? But in all
seriousness, this design is a stark reminder of the harsh reality many of us
face in this capitalist hellscape we call home.


This product is donating a portion of its earnings to supported charitable Causes.

  • American Civil Liberties Union

    A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this design is being donated to the American Civil Liberties Union. For more than 100 years, the ACLU has worked to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties guaranteed to every American citizen by the laws and Constitution of the United States.

    10% of the artist's proceeds donated, plus an additional donation from Threadless.

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